the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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