Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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