you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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