eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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