If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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