is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
ugly people sure do ruin things
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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