Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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