And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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