What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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