how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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