i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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