just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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