No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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