Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
