how do flat chested girls get laid?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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