its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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