They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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