Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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