I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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