The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
as a side note pls kill me
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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