Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
