you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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