Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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