his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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