What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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