Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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