Sry I called you an 8
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I am puke
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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