But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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