Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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