i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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