he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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