I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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