nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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