im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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