U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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