what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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