I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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