One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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