i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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