I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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