Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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