I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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