she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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