I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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