Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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