We won't sleep together?
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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