Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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