You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
