I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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