Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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