i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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