He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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