no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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